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No!! My Agent Didn’t Really Write That!!

Monday Laughter With These Actual MLS Descriptions From The USA

Thank you to Gwen Banta and AgentGenius.com. For all the agents out there ” Proof Read” :)

As always the best is saved for last.

“Beautiful Calabasas villa with mounting view”

“Parklike groans”

“Extra guest pking”

“Ranch with Heated pole”

“3Bd/2Ba horse for sale”

“Pantless approval process.”

“Seller died – fixer.”

“New Koala Fixtures”

“House and one lush acher”

“House is on a slob”

“New entrance rump”

“A lot of house for little monkey.”

“Crash preferred”

“Send Approval letter and proof of funs”

“Salad, bugers and treats served”

“New Pool and diving broad”

“New mable in the kitchen.”

“Stoned walkdaway”

“Ninnys attached to kitchin”

“Historic Horse Ranch for Sale – Four Generations Porn Here”

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Surfs Up Video In Wasaga Beach

The Beach Boys May Have Just Played At Casino Rama In Orillia But They Would Have Felt At Home In Wasaga Beach Today

Well maybe the waves don’t quite make Wasaga Beach “Surf City” but pretty different from the normal calm waters.

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“Wet bra by pool”

I Missed Gwen Banta From AgentGenius.com Last Week. Here’s Some Real MLS Listing Descriptions For The Weekend :)

“New waste evacution pump”

“Hurled wood  in library”

“Landscaped with agave and yucc”

“Close to large pork”

“View of coastal beef”

“Built in bierd cage”

“New redhead deck & built-in poker table”

“Walt hanging included”

“Wet bra by pool.”

“Info on Homostead Act

“Include all farms with offer”

“Expansive views of the boy”

“New kitchen toil”

“REO home – histerical area”

“Art dico design”

Wasaga Beach Can Help The Weekend To End Women’s Cancer

One Women Is Training In Wasaga Beach to Participate In & Raise Funds For The Weekend To End Women’s Cancer Walk

You may have seen Veronica, daughter of local business women Suzy Miranda,  pounding the pavement in the Brouwer Crescent/Silver Birch area.

Suzy is Marketing Director for “Enrique Photo Art“( check the photo credits of in the Wasaga Sun.)

She says of her daughter Veronica:

“she spends 3-5 days a week in Wasaga Beach with us while still on maternity leave, she is doing most of her training around the the streets near us Brouwer Crescent/Silver Birch, while we enjoy spending time with our 2 grand kids so it is a win-win for all.”

Not to beat about the bush Veronica needs your support CASH:

“Please support me in the Shoppers Drug Mart Weekend to End Women’s Cancers, a life-changing 2-Day 60km walk through the streets of Toronto.”

Check in on her web site to donate and learn more about this inspiring event.

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Friday’s MLS® Bloopers. Proof Readers Needed

As John Used To Say ” You Can’t Be Serious.”Unfortunately These Are Actual MLS® Listing Descriptions. No Comment On The Last One :)

Thank you Gwen Banta & AgentGenius.com

“Library w/ builtin boomcases”

“Home with mush character”

“No showings til Manday”

“Artist loft in rats district…lunch served”

“This house speaks its own language”

“Great house in prim location.”

“Call agent for extrusions”

“Call re probate sale”

“Jungle Jim stays”

“Brabbling brook in baack”

“Court confrontation required”

“Reallly big walls to shoocase your art”

“No detail overkooked”

“Indoor pool with retractable clover”

“Snacky available.”

“Please email meat for info”

“Remote controlled blonds in family room”

“State of the art sound and dicking station”

Ellen Finds The Funniest Real Estate Listings EVER (VIDEO)

TGIF? No? MLS® Laughter On Monday For A Change To Start The Week With A Smile

Does Your Agent Carefully Proof Read His Or Her MLS® Listings? Some Obviously Don’t :)

“Celebrady home”

“Entertainment comes with house”

“Living room with stripper pole”

“Former home of B actor”

“Malibu compound w/ halopad”

“House close to putring range”

“New straining wall”

“Experienced for fast movement”

“Even your pussiest buyers will love this”

“No low-blow offers”

“Open house slitter needed”

“S. of Ventura Bullevard”

“Seller will include enternment with purchase”

“Liable Estimates on Closing Costs”

“House with new goof”

“Great vu kitch master new bidet )

“New state of the art exorcize room”

Thanks to Gwen Banta and AgentGenius.com

Neither Canada Day Nor The 4th Of July Interrupted The Flow Of MLS Mistakes

These real life MLS excerpts discovered by Gwen Banta at AgentGenius.com provide perfect examples of why agents need to proof read their ads:

“Include Shorts in clean Package”

“Shunny new kichen with barr”

“Yard with lots of sum”

“Pool with sin deck – very nice!”
“Will look at offers from non-prophets first”

“Near park with many haking trails”

“Living room with panasonic views”

“Cooler comes with house”

“New Homeowners Assascionation”
“Leaded gass in lawyer’s library stays”

“State o  f art alarm”

“Murial on wall in dining area”
“All clash is preferred”

“Call if you want to lean more”

“House only looking for new pain”

97.7 The Beach’s Guide To Wasaga Beach

Breakfast Television Is Visiting Wasaga Beach & The Beach Radio Filmed These 2 Guides For Them

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This Weeks MLS bloopers

For All You Brits Out There Of A Certain Age Rather Like “Crackerjack” Fridays Are Also For MLS Bloopers On WasagaBeachTalking.com Thanks To Gwen Banta & AgentGenius.com

“Your buyers will lick the tenants.”

“New stove and microweave”

“Down soupe with lovely fowledge”

“Plastered walls with pithed ceilings”

“For more dretails, call me to get massage.”

“Drawing for 3 days at Crabo”

“Bust buy in the area”

“Outdoor pit for big friares”

“Library has exposed beans, books”

“Kitchen with drinks bar and custom pot.”

“Include Short Sale Addendumb”

“Professionally designed screeming room”

“Toilet leaks – be sure clients don’t slirp”

“Cozy worm bungalow – cheap price.”

“Game room with recess sports…”

“Kids walk lots of skoals”

“Security with motion detector spit lights”