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No!! My Agent Didn’t Really Write That!!
Monday Laughter With These Actual MLS Descriptions From The USA
Thank you to Gwen Banta and AgentGenius.com. For all the agents out there ” Proof Read”
As always the best is saved for last.
“Beautiful Calabasas villa with mounting view”
“Parklike groans”
“Extra guest pking”
“Ranch with Heated pole”
“3Bd/2Ba horse for sale”
“Pantless approval process.”
“Seller died – fixer.”
“New Koala Fixtures”
“House and one lush acher”
“House is on a slob”
“New entrance rump”
“A lot of house for little monkey.”
“Crash preferred”
“Send Approval letter and proof of funs”
“Salad, bugers and treats served”
“New Pool and diving broad”
“New mable in the kitchen.”
“Stoned walkdaway”
“Ninnys attached to kitchin”
“Historic Horse Ranch for Sale – Four Generations Porn Here”
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Andrew Mckay







oh these are hilarious!!! what a laugh…..
Thanks Diana. Unbelievable aren’t they?