Why Realtors® Should Proof Read Their Ads

It’s not only MLS listings that can make you smile :)

Previous posts have highlighted the lack of care some Realtors® show when listing on the MLS.

These next gems are from on line and print advertising:

“Must see this germ to believe it!”

“Five bedrooms great for parties ”

“New drips in gardener”

“Let’s make deal and celibate.”

“Minimalist design w/ sleek lines. Even your fuzziest buyers will love it.”

“Big closet and another area for hanging.”

“Stable area. Avoid sink hole on Laurel.”

“Cervical driveway accommodates 4 cars.”

“Top of the loin appliances”

“3% commission to selling orfice.”

“Pls send mamo with buyers’ names.”

“Bridal cottage of silenced film star.”

“Relax on veranda while son drops behind Mt. Baldy.”

“Qualifications checkerd”

“Safe is empty so tell buyers not to get any ideas.”

“Only 650 sq’ but nice if you’re small”

“Near famous re-hab,  just in case escrow drives you to drink.”

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