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More Fun MLS Descriptions
Yes these are real
“Kitchen with trash contractor”
“Wine seller in basement”
“Must submit proof of funs”
“Status reneged daily”
“Dank hardwood floors thrugout”
“Full frontal and back landscaping”
“Gracias living space”
“244 hr notice required – Hurry – will go fast!”
“Stunning hurse ranch”
“Canceled – seller says small gas problem”
“Master dick overlooks fountain”
“Tandem area – bedroom option”
“Large kitchen offers fever views”
“You’ll be peasantly surprised”
“Only beast materials used”
“Two story turkey home”
They Just Keep Coming…
“The master is stroking”
“Step drown jacuzzi tub”
“Girll in oven”
“Seller bankrufted.”
“Two mean dogs bite. Feel free to bite back.”
“Seller will look at all offers but he doesn’t see too well.”
“You won’t be disappointed unless there’s something wrong with you.”
“Please don’t jump off high wall in back – the results aren’t good.”

Andrew Mckay








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